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Mela kien hemm bar go paceville li ma tantx kien sejjer tajjeb. Sid
il-bar kien b-sahhtu hafna u gietu idea. Ghamel imhatra lil kullhadd
li jghasar lumija b-idu wahda, u jekk xi hadd jinrexxielu johrog qatra
ohra minnha jtih elf lira. Il-kelma tigri u f-radda ta salib il-bar
intela bin-nies, kullhadd jipprova johrog qatra meraq minn din il-lumija. 
Gew bennejja, body builders, weight lifters, sajjieda, insomma kollha 
rgiel
                           kbar u mibnijin, imma hadd ma rnexielu johrog qatra meraq.
Wara xi hmistax, dahal wiehed ragel irqiq u zghir, nuccali ohxon,
hwejjeg koroh u qodma stil tas-sixties, u file taht idejh u b-lehen
irqiq qallom; "gejt biex nipprova nghasar il-lumija".
X-hin ikkalma d-dahq u l-istorbju fil-hanut, il-barman ressqaqlu
l-lumija u tghidx xi skiet waqaf x-hin minn dak il-ponn zghir raw 
nofs tuzzana taqtir niezel. Imbaghad kulhadd infexx icapcap u jifrahlu.
Is-sid hareg l-elf lira u mar itihomlu fost ic-capcip u ritratti. 
Hu u jtih il-flus staqsieh; " siehbi, x-taghmel inti?"
" Nahdem ma tal income tax!" qallu l-iehor!

Blonde driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so
she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked,
"Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a
tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

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